Seeing is believing, dont spend time on introduction. My name is Waqar and i 25 years old. working in university. like to be friendly soft

Well, I'm doing my best to find a new way of saying "Hi\". I dont have a huge vocabulary of different greetings so I will probably just stick to;

once upon a time in my house there was a cat and a mous once upon a time in my house there was a cat and a mousonce upon a time in my house there was a cat