Aegeus Shaadi Proposal

I find that I am alone in a world gone mad. But I know too that the universe is unfolding as it should. I just want to know what everyone else wants to know: Who am I? Why am I here? How long have I got? Where the fuck is the remote?

Just know that I am amiable and have a great sense of humour, that I am genuine and sincere, and that I am very generous with all I possess: my mind, my body and my soul. All I ask is for world peace and goodwill to all, plus a little bit of nooky here and there every now and again, but preferably sooner than later.

I judge no one, nor do I compare myself to anyone, for that just leads to jealousy, arrogance and hatred. I hate no one and I envy only the dead, for the dead have no problems, and the dead are at peace.

I have been specially endowed with strength, courage and righteousness. Be that as it may, I just want to be left to my own devices; to tend to the needs of those I care about and not be bothered by all the stresses of mankind, for now that I know man...I prefer death.


I....am the Nowhereman, and this is the final exit to Nowhere; it is what it is, and whatever comes.